{"id":515,"date":"2008-04-14T21:24:31","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T02:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=515"},"modified":"2008-04-14T21:24:31","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T02:24:31","slug":"soy-un-apatrida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/?p=515","title":{"rendered":"Soy un ap\u00e1trida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Por: Jos\u00e9 Urbano &#8211; abril 14 de 2008<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Honorables senadores de Colombia:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Luego de ver el debate a Piedad C\u00f3rdoba, no me queda m\u00e1s remedio que admitir que yo tambi\u00e9n soy un traidor a la Patria. Se\u00f1ores senadores,\u00a0 mea culpa:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><!--more-->A m\u00ed me gusta m\u00e1s la literatura norteamericana que la colombiana. Puedo leer mil veces a Faulkner y a Hemingway, y nunca me aburren. Los prefiero al peri\u00f3dico El Tiempo y a El Pa\u00eds.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He tenido sue\u00f1os h\u00famedos con Monica Belucci, con Scarlett Johansson y con Charlize Theron, mientras que las divas colombianas me dan sue\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Ac\u00fasome de preferir a Ruben Blades, a los Rolling Stones y a la Fania All Stars por encima de Juanes y Cabas. Me he vuelto m\u00e1s adicto al son cubano que al vallenato.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">No contento con lo anterior, admito que admiro m\u00e1s a Bertolucci, Orson Welles y Kurosawa que a los inteligent\u00edsimos libretistas de \u201cPadres e Hijos\u201d y \u201cS\u00e1bados Felices\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Confieso que en materia de mafiosos me inclino m\u00e1s por Vito Corleone y Al Capone que por Jos\u00e9 Obdulio y su primo. [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">S\u00ed, en el colmo de los colmos, me enamor\u00e9 una vez de una catira venezolana, aunque las garotas brasileras no me disgustan. Ya en el extremo gen\u00e9tico, ahora tengo m\u00e1s cara de indio mapuche chileno que de arriero paisa.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Por todo lo anterior, se\u00f1ores Padres de la Patria, confieso mi traici\u00f3n a la misma y prometo denunciar a algunos amigos m\u00edos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NULL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[2799],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-patriotismo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elturbion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}